April 2013
I feel a hole in my heart
Like I was living with a tumor that kept growing and growing and I never realized it. I had it removed and although it is better for me there is pain and an emptiness that will only heal with time.
where did i go wrong?
eating a plate of only brocolli, mushrooms,...
nbd
Eggs why you take too long to cook
illusorynova replied to your post: this little boy yelled really loudly, “IT’S A BOY WITH BOOBS. IT’S A BOY WITH BOOOOOOBS!”
Omfg that sucks D:
Yeppp…
this little boy yelled really loudly, "IT'S A BOY...
Self-esteem: -1
March 2013
2 engagements in one week
And it’s my immediate family, too.
All the wut.
hey san diego from irvine. and how 'bout dat...
Pre-Concert:
I’ve been feeling some concert withdrawal being far away from my brother and always too busy to come home, so there was only one thing I could do: GO TO A CONCERT! For the longest time I was still mind blown that my boyfriend had never been to a concert. After yet another conversation went by about concerts and nothing coming up from his end, I decided that I MUST bring him to...
dota 2 happenings
- Reveal that I am a girl. Men gawk in wonder. Some say lewd things. Boyfran does not mind and just tells me it’s the internet.
- As a girl, have a voice lower than half your team. Felt like babysitting.
- Have a player who complains about kill stealing yet has the most kills (and has a character who is notorious for easy kill steals). My first report!
- Meet a Dutch male with a British...
January 2013
I was 7 years old when I learned what maliciousness was. Of course I didn’t know the word at the time, but at such a young age I experienced the effect and the feeling of gnawing emotional pain it causes.
Although the details have been lost over the years, I believe I must finally tell you what you’ve done to me:
It was probably a weekend, perhaps a Saturday morning, that you...
I guess I know what a metaphorical slap on the face feels like now:
To come up with an elaborate plan and expect everything to go perfectly for the one you love only to have it come crashing down.
(Oh how much I want to eat the pie I baked for you and drink the tequila I bought for you…And probably die of a heart attack or alcohol poisoning, or both.)
December 2012
you know you're asian when you're using a...
I question if I even have one.
November 2012
i feel like i'm only on tumblr now to post random...
It’s as if tumblr has become “that one friend” you only go to when you really have no one else.
…And occasionally has funny things to say that you appreciate but ultimately get tired of because of strong viewpoints and long rants that you can’t get out of and get to the funny.
Sorry tumblr.
dat moment when you were watching a movie you...
You just can’t trust french films.
whenever people are like "i wish eric had turned...
sevenpoints:
all i can imagine is that on their wedding night eric’s all excited to finally fuck the hot redhead and she just squirts out a bed of eggs
mmm
okay baby
now you go
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tunadeluna replied to your post: can’t tell if i’m still ill or not…
Illipino.
Omg no.
can't tell if i'm still ill or not...
But I know I should probably get prescription meds…
the signs of growing the fuck up
Slowly replacing all those tight fitting jeans and graphic tees with blouses, skirts, and dresses.
My dresser cannot fit you both!
October 2012
I got accepted for an internship interview, passed that, got all my immunizations for it, paid $100 for training, passed the clearance appointment, bought the clothes for the dress code all in the span of a week…and then fucked everything up by showing up late to the first day of training due to traffic.
School was starting/started during that time and the amounting pressures of having to...
September 2012
omg are you phoseriously paying $40 and hour for...
*writes very nice, nongeneric email to you*
why so complicated tdl
Thursday
take bus to campus
buy outline notes for ochem
drive to Arcadia
check immunizations
get flu shot and TB skin test
drive back to OC
Friday
go to school
Saturday
attend CPR class
drive to Arcadia, again
get results for TB test
make copies of ERRYTHANG
drive back to OC
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spaceballs-the-url:
“no homo” I shouted as they revealed a skull that was clearly australopithecus
Grey DeLisle ordering pizza as Azula →
gg american express
My name is not “TARYNG L GO.”
Imma go taryng yo face if you don’t fix this.
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tunadeluna:
しっそう | ラスト・アライアンス
OMG one Chinese actor has lines thank you
my mom is watching this old movie on tcm about the...
The “Chinese” with speaking lines are played by white actors/actresses
The Europeans and Americans are shown as justified and civilized
The Chinese are shown as stubborn and barbaric
Hooray for racism!
I WANT TO GO SHOPPING
CUZ SHOPPING.
I actually need more semi-professional blouses and such. Why am I growing up…
after i shoot an email for a...
I Will Wait | Mumford and Sons
ejacutastic:
bentendowhis:
ejacutastic:
touch my <body>
It’s funny because I’m actually taking a web design and programming class.
And I know what the <body> tag is.
…Sorry, I’m such a nerd…
OMG SUCH A NERD OMFGG WOWIE NERDDD
Me: touch my <body>
Boyfran: I’ll touch whatever you want me to touch on you ;D
Me: when i’m taking a shit?
Boyfran: So much...
2 tags
put this code into google
opponents:
2 sqrt(-abs(abs(x)-1)*abs(3-abs(x))/((abs(x)-1)*(3-abs(x))))(1+abs(abs(x)-3)/(abs(x)-3))sqrt(1-(x/7)^2)+(5+0.97(abs(x-.5)+abs(x+.5))-3(abs(x-.75)+abs(x+.75)))(1+abs(1-abs(x))/(1-abs(x))),-3sqrt(1-(x/7)^2)sqrt(abs(abs(x)-4)/(abs(x)-4)),abs(x/2)-0.0913722(x^2)-3+sqrt(1-(abs(abs(x)-2)-1)^2),(2.71052+(1.5-.5abs(x))-1.35526sqrt(4-(abs(x)-1)^2))sqrt(abs(abs(x)-1)/(abs(x)-1))+0.9
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is it weird that i want to get my ears pierced...
He already looks pretty cholo, but like…Earrings…
I WANT MOAR BLING ON MY EARS AND I THINK HE’LL LOOK GOOD IN THEM TOO.
tunadeluna:
throughthemadnesswefind:
kiittycat:
Dude, how often do you get to carry a person named carrie?
like if carrie got hurt in gym class and the teacher is like
“ay you! carry carrie to the nurse!”
.. right?
its time to quietly back away from the computer, cat.
Somebody’s been hittin’ dat catnip a lil too much lately.
My dog’s name is Cary and we carry Cary all the...
