June 2012
go away math homework
I don’t like you.
May 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
1 tag
When I actually take the time to put on make-up &...
whatshouldwecallme:
My boyfriend is like,
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash.
Teacher: Get out.
1 tag
gloried:
yolo yolas yola yolamos yoláis yolan
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
camnguyenxo:
How To Blow Up An Egg
I don’t know what I expected
WHAT A SHITTON OF AWKWARD
You know you shouldn’t have taken a photo with the boyfriend you don’t really talk about when…
Your mom likes it
Your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s mom likes it
and your cousin posts “Who is this?”
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
1 tag
people: you have to be more female
me: suck my dick
Watchtherealtaylor:
Holy shit. My life.
Watchalextraordinary:
Seducing Women through Chess
