"I'm going to go on tumblr for 5 minutes"
NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE. I HAVE CLASS IN 25 MINUTES AND I HAVEN’T EVEN CHANGED OUT OF MY PJS.
my bf is drinking purple kool-aid
And he said, “I’m pretty sure the US government hired a group of white scientists to come up with a drink for the black race to give them diabetes.”
i was trying to be cute and witty because it's...
Him: I don't need your dirty money.
Me: Then keep it safe for a rainy day.
Him: What if it doesn't rain?
Me: Then shove it up your ass you ungrateful bastard.
what's wrong with me
My friend asked everyone, “What’s everyone up to?” I wanted to reply, “Dying a little on the inside.”
chaucershakespeare: sprucey-6661: moodymormon: I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through. omG GOD BLESS Truly, too epic for words F*cking amazing
makeasplash: subduebutnevertame: these tips are more useful than the shit I learned in school. The dustpan and wooden spoon ones… @__@ <3
angielar replied to your post: angielar replied to your post: chill, mom,… She doesn’t know about hiiiiim? Yeah she does. She assumes I’m a good kid, though.
angielar replied to your post: chill, mom, chill LOL…. And what of le boyfran? What of le boyfran O:?
Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow
Morning of school: nvm
chill, mom, chill
[I’m slowly remembering what I wanted to blog about while it was lent.] On the Thursday before spring break I was in my friends’ room [quad of 4 dudes] and my mom called. She said something like, “Did Tamara leave already? Are you all by yourself now?” “No, there’s still [names of people]-” I don’t know what prompted me to name off every single guy...
it's been 2 months!
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
2 months in 2 hours!
omgerms replied to your post: so many visitors! Dude I love seeing the incoming freshman tour the campus. I feel so cool ^_____^ LOL I hate it! I feel so self conscious because it’s mostly parents. Only one dude complimented our room.
1 hour till class and i'm still not done with...
I have to write a speech and present it to class. DERPDERPDERP
angielar replied to your post: so many visitors! …. FUUUU WHERE CAN I SIGN MYSELF UP FOR THAT SHIT. It was during winter quarter. Idk if there’s housing tours in Camino D:.
my abs hurt when i sneeze
I REGRET NOTHING. SEXY SUMMER ABS HERE I COME.
so many visitors!
My roommate and I agreed to let people tour our room and for compensation we get $50-$60 depending on the amount of visitors. Awww yeah.
I GET TO COMPLAIN IN WRITTEN FORM AGAIN
Or rather, procrastinate. Throughout those 40 days sans tumblr, I kept having moments where I’d think “I should blog about this!” But obviously I couldn’t and now I completely forgot what I was supposed to blog about. Lost memories, oh no! It’s not that bad.
Well I wasn’t necessarily dead, but I gave up tumblr for lent. Now it feels weird to blog again…