Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
When I actually take the time to put on make-up &...
whatshouldwecallme: My boyfriend is like,
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Teacher: Get out.
gloried: yolo yolas yola yolamos yoláis yolan
toocooltobehipster: camnguyenxo: How To Blow Up An Egg I don’t know what I expected
WHAT A SHITTON OF AWKWARD
You know you shouldn’t have taken a photo with the boyfriend you don’t really talk about when… Your mom likes it Your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s mom likes it and your cousin posts “Who is this?”
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
people: you have to be more female
me: suck my dick
therealtaylor: Holy shit. My life.
alextraordinary: Seducing Women through Chess
lazinoch replied to your post: tunadeluna replied to your post: why do i keep… why are you covering your bra? are you even wearing one right now? LOL IF I WERE TO LOOK AT THIS 5 MINUTES AGO I COULD’VE ANSWERED “NO,” BUT NOW I CAN’T.